Hello, people of the internet, browsing blogs to do with IT and Data. You've found the 2nd part of a data blog which looks at using patterns to form data products. Welcome, dear reader.
In the previous blog, I made some bold claims - promised some patterns to unlock all the goodness, save hundreds of millions, speed everybody up and unify classical physics and quantum mechanics. Ok, not that …
Sounds like I'm selling a silver bullet doesn't it? Actually no. What I'm selling is a butt-load of hard work, arguments and pain. And I'm trying to do this before vendors subvert the meaning of the Data Product and Data Mesh terms to the point where it becomes more meaningless buzzword bullshit.
Now, I'm not quite sure if that's a click batey title or not. I guess I see it as subverting expectations, because you see dear reader, I'll be arguing for the proposition that anarchy is a good model of operating IT in a large enterprise.
Bollocks! I hear you roar, or possibly chuckle to yourself if I'm not engaging in hyperbole. But none the less, I expect that you think it's a case of another architect, up in their ivory tower smelling their own farts.
Now, lets see if I can extricate myself from this hole that I've dug shall we?